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My portfolio of comedy published various places mixing existentialist irony, Dadaist absurdity, liberal graffiti news, and societal satire.

COMEDY ARTICLES

The Aqueduct New Deal Will Destroy Rome

Noah Says He's Sorry for Bringing Chlamydia on the Ark

Spinoffs Considered For Characters From TV’s “The Office”

A Day In The Life Of Elon Musk

McDonalds Fans Say Grimace Has Betrayed The Body Positivity Movement After Losing 250 Pounds

I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And They Were Awful

Republican House Majority BINGO

The Internet’s 25 Dumbest Personal Essays

Highbrow Criticism Of Lowbrow Graffiti

The Ghosts of Past Presidents Are Haunting The White House!

Tips For Billionaires On How To Pinch Pennies If Their Taxes Go Up

Elisha From The Bible Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

Book Endings If They Were About Donald Trump

If Women Wrote Laws As Sexist As Republican Men…

I’m Beginning to Suspect My Cult Leader Isn’t Committed to Transcending Existence Tomorrow

Elective Classes Offered At The University Of Self-Destructive Wokeness

A.I. Breakthrough Has Translated The Orca Language, And Found Many Slur Words For Humans

A Casual Reminder That These Are Literally The Lyrics To The Ramones’ “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue”

Attention Everyone: Rebecca Is Taking A Break From Social Media

Testimonials For The QAnon Writers’ Workshop

An Alien’s Advice For Humans’ Evolutionary Defects

A Newly Discovered STD Was Just Named After Donald Trump

A Chubby Man Just Told A Woman “If You Lost Like 10 lbs You’d Be Hotter”

There’s A New Toy Trend For Christian Girls: “Fetus Dolls”

Updated Corporate Slogans That Aren’t In Any Way Problematic

Awful Things Trump Has Said About Our Other Presidents

Facebook’s Algorithm Is Ruining Everyone’s Life (Except Mine Because I Only Get Puppy Videos)

Come Pick And Choose At The Christian Cafeteria

Not Millennials’ Fault

Donald Trump’s Favorite Bible Stories

The Office: Coronavirus Special

A Homophobic Televangelist Claims His Gay Sex Tape Is “All A Big Misunderstanding”

BonnarQ-Anon’s Festival Lineup Just Dropped!

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