Corporate Slogans Updated To Ensure They Aren’t In Any Way Problematic

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readJan 17, 2024
Photo by Memento Media on Unsplash

(Published first at The Haven)

Wheaties: “The breakfast of everyone who participates.”

KFC: “Finger lickin’ good, if you have fingers, a tongue, and/or the sense of taste.”

Burger King: “Have it your way, but ask for consent first.”

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.