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10 Tips For Donald Trump On How To Avoid Raping Women

Advice for Trump to avoid any future $83 million lawsuits

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readFeb 19, 2024

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Official White House photo by Joyce N. Boghosian | via Flickr.com Public Domain CC 1.0
  1. If you find a woman alone in a dressing room, elevator, or any other place, don’t “move on her like a bitch” and rape her.
  2. If popping Tic Tacs gives you a Pavlovian urge to sexually assault women, switch to a…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.