HE’S NOT JUST LIKE US
A Day In The Life Of Elon Musk
A look at what Musk’s life is really like at the Twitter headquarters.
5:30 am- Elon wakes up in a makeshift bed at the Twitter HQ in sheets he hasn’t washed since taking over the company.
5:31 am- Elon opens his Twitter app to see if @Catturd2 tweeted anything while he was asleep. Then he checks Stephen King’s page. Then checks to make sure LeBron James’s blue checkmark is still showing. Then he searches “Elon Musk,” and responds to random verified users with 6 followers for an hour. His most used emoji is the cry-laughing emoji.
6:37 am- Elon opens up his Reddit app to start perusing good memes he can steal without giving credit. After finding one, Elon posts it, and then switches through several burner Twitter accounts he maintains commenting iterations of “Elon Musk should do stand-up,” “Elon Musk is the Dave Chapelle of tech bros,” and “Netflix should give Elon Musk an hour-long comedy special.”
6:56 am- Elon switches to another burner account and tweets, “As a gay Black Democrat, I totally agree that the liberal Woke mind virus is ruining society.” Then he switches to his real account, and retweets it with “True.”
