RECORD-BREAKING DUMB
The Internet’s 25 Dumbest Personal Essays
3 min readJun 21, 2023
- Why I’m A Straight, White, Conservative Male, But Pretend To Be A Gay, Black, Liberal, Trans Woman On Twitter To Criticize Gays, Blacks, Liberals And Trans People
- White People Said We Were Sorry. Why It’s Exhausting That That’s Not Enough.
- What I Learned About Ageism As An 87-Year-Old Spinster Who Tells People On Dating Apps I’m 22 And “DTF”
- Why I Love Snooping In Everybody’s Things, And Shouldn’t Be Expected To Change
- Why I’ve Learned To Appreciate, Honor, And Even Love Belgians, And Now I Only Hate The Dutch
- What I Learned About Big Pharma By Taking Garbage Bags Out Of Public Trash Cans, Cutting Holes In The Bottom Corner, And Drinking The Mystery Liquids That Come Out
- I Lived A Charmed Life. Then My Husband Said I Couldn’t Adopt A 16th Cat
- The 5 Valuable Life Lessons I’m Sharing With The World By Once A Week Finding A Stranger’s House On Google Maps To Mail A Box Full Of Live Spiders
- How Eating Fried Green Tomatoes At A BBQ Restaurant Made Me Realize I Don’t Actually Care Much For Fried Green Tomatoes
- How My Sex Work Roleplaying As Gollum From The Lord Of The Rings For Lonely Millionaires Gave Me The…
