Noah Says He Maybe Shouldn’t Have Brought Chlamydia Along On The Ark

(Published first at Points In Case)

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readJan 6, 2024

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Photo by JOHN TOWNER on Unsplash

Noah from the Bible would like to say “Sorry” for saving the following species from the Great Flood:

Chlamydia: “I maybe should have drawn a line with God on bacteria, viruses, and diseases, but God wasn’t in a very conciliatory mood at the time. The Big Guy…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.