The Ghosts of Past Presidents Are Haunting The White House!

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readJul 17, 2023
Photo by Tobi Oluremi on Unsplash

Ghost activity at the White House is increasing unexpectedly, and staffers from the Biden Administration are reporting an uptick in the number of encounters with the ghosts of former presidents:

George Washington floats around confessing that he accidentally sparked the French and Indian War in the 1754.

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.