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Lauren Boebert’s Tinder Profile Was Just Found

Dash MacIntyre

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Lauren Boebert

— 37 years old

— Washington D.C. most of the year, Colorado the rest (which Congressional district I live in is very fluid at the moment)

Hey, y’all! You may know me from helping incite an insurrection, but on here I’m only trying to incite an erection……

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.