Laws Women Would Write If They Were As Sexist As Men
3 min readSep 17, 2023
- The Bible is very clear that men must not be allowed to waste their seed, so therefore masturbation should be highly criminalized with a minimum punishments of ten years.
- Men must start paying child support as soon as conception occurs, and the rate must be no less than 50% of their income in accordance with masculine responsibility as the head of the family, and in accordance with Christian family values.
- Viagra and other erectile dysfunction pills are henceforth banned because they go against God’s grand, master plan. Maybe men should thank God for blessing them with tiny, flaccid penises, and honor God’s intentions for their erectile dysfunction.
- Men must wear jockstraps and protective cups at all times to protect their sperm. Any infertile men will be investigated and prosecuted if gonadal negligence has been suspected.
- Men must start wearing baggy robes over their clothes to school as soon as they reach puberty to cover any visible signs of erections they might get. Outlines of erections in their pants will be distracting for the girls in class, and boys will be sent home to change if they do not cover themselves in several layers.
- Men must get a vasectomy at the time of their wife’s choosing. Any effort to reverse the vasectomy must be consented…
