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Trump’s White House Chef Just Published A Tell-All Book About His Eating Habits
Former White House Executive Chef Elizabeth Markowitz has just published a memoir about her time cooking for President…
HELP WANTED: Join Donald Trump’s Legal Team Today!
The Former President of the United States Donald J. Trump is looking for a new lawyer to join his growing legal team!
A Day In The Life Of A Woke, Satanic, Communist Democrat
A step-by-step guide on how to live like a liberal.
Josh Hawley’s New Book Talks A LOT About Masturbation
A sneak peak preview excerpt from Josh Hawley’s forthcoming book, “Manhood: The Masculine Virtues America Needs.”
God Says Ted Cruz Is The Biggest Asshole In The Universe
God showed me a planet on the other side of the universe where millions of cannibal Ted Cruzes maim, murder, and eat…
Donald Trump Called Ivanka A “Hot Piece Of Meat” He’d “Love To Drizzle Ketchup On All Over”
Donald Trump complimented the physical appearance of his daughter Ivanka again in an interview with Sean Hannity, and…
Donald Trump Revealed The Dating Advice He Gave Barron
Trump’s dating tips are about as sexist and predatory as you can imagine.
Biologists Just Named A New Monkey Species That Pee On Each Other After Donald Trump
A new species of howler monkey just discovered deep in the Amazon river basin has been named after President Donald…
Republican House Majority BINGO
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Has A Tinder Profile
You may know me from helping incite an insurrection at the Capitol, but on here I’m only trying to incite an erection…
Donald Trump Is Suing His Grandchildren For Breaching Their Non-Disclosure Agreements
Former President Donald Trump has just filed lawsuits against each of his grandchildren for leaking details of his…
A Newly Discovered STD Was Just Named After Donald Trump
A recent discovery of a new sexually transmitted disease has just given President Donald Trump his life’s latest honor.
When Trump Complained About “Harassment,” Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened
The following is a recently leaked transcript of Nancy Pelosi’s end of the phone call Donald Trump made to her…
Melania Trump’s New Book “Becoming Melania” Kind Of Trashes Donald
Melania Trump has a new book coming out titled Becoming Melania, which some commentators have suggested is unusually…
An Earthquake Just Wrecked Steve Bannon’s “White Sperm Doomsday Vault”
Steve Bannon has devoted much of the last two years to stockpiling reserve supplies of white people’s semen for some…
A List Of The Craziest Executive Orders Trump Tried To Sign
The following are things Donald Trump reportedly tried to sign executive orders to accomplish while president:
Remember That Donald Trump Was Born In A Time Of Widespread Lead-Based Paint Use
President Donald Trump’s presidency was offensive to humanity, and ended with a deadly attempted coup against our…
Mike Lindell Claims Democrats Paid “Mole People” To Bury Trump Ballots
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is back in the news claiming election fraud in the 2020 election.
Trump’s Presidential Library Just Opened, And It’s… Odd
The official President Donald Trump Library in Palm Beach, Florida, has finally opened its doors, though it’s quite…
Ted Cruz Loves That Matt Gaetz Is Now The Most Hated Man In Congress
Matt Gaetz has now slightly edged out Cruz for the designation as “least popular member of Congress.”
Donald Trump’s Favorite Bible Stories
Donald Trump’s knowledge of the Bible is quite limited, and more than a little spliced with Greek mythology.
Insane Texts Have Already Been Found On Alex Jones’s Phone
Alex Jones’s lawyer accidentally gave the opposing lawyer the entirety of the contents of his phone… Oops!
Trump’s Stupidest Excuses So Far For Stealing Nuclear Secrets
These are the greatest hits so far of Donald Trump’s excuses for allegedly getting busted mishandling nuclear secrets…
A Transcript Of One Of Trump’s Phone Calls With Putin Was Leaked
The following is a transcript of Trump’s end of a phone call with Russian President Vladimir Putin shortly after the…
A Russian Ex-Spy Says Trump’s Sex Tape Had No Women, Just Big Macs
A former Russian spy who defected to the US confirmed the Steele Dossier’s authenticity, and added new, disgusting…
Check out my Dada journalism book Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post…