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My portfolio of Dada journalism full of political humor, liberal graffiti news, and satire.

DADA JOURNALISM

Trump’s White House Chef Just Published A Tell-All Book About His Eating Habits

HELP WANTED: Join Donald Trump’s Legal Team Today!

A Day In The Life Of A Woke, Satanic, Communist Democrat

Josh Hawley’s New Book Talks A LOT About Masturbation

God Says Ted Cruz Is The Biggest Asshole In The Universe

Donald Trump Called Ivanka A “Hot Piece Of Meat” He’d “Love To Drizzle Ketchup On All Over”

Donald Trump Revealed The Dating Advice He Gave Barron

Biologists Just Named A New Monkey Species That Pee On Each Other After Donald Trump

Republican House Majority BINGO

Marjorie Taylor Greene Has A Tinder Profile

Donald Trump Is Suing His Grandchildren For Breaching Their Non-Disclosure Agreements

A Newly Discovered STD Was Just Named After Donald Trump

When Trump Complained About “Harassment,” Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened

Melania Trump’s New Book “Becoming Melania” Kind Of Trashes Donald

An Earthquake Just Wrecked Steve Bannon’s “White Sperm Doomsday Vault”

A List Of The Craziest Executive Orders Trump Tried To Sign

Remember That Donald Trump Was Born In A Time Of Widespread Lead-Based Paint Use

Mike Lindell Claims Democrats Paid “Mole People” To Bury Trump Ballots

Trump’s Presidential Library Just Opened, And It’s… Odd

Ted Cruz Loves That Matt Gaetz Is Now The Most Hated Man In Congress

Donald Trump’s Favorite Bible Stories

Insane Texts Have Already Been Found On Alex Jones’s Phone

Trump’s Stupidest Excuses So Far For Stealing Nuclear Secrets

A Transcript Of One Of Trump’s Phone Calls With Putin Was Leaked

A Russian Ex-Spy Says Trump’s Sex Tape Had No Women, Just Big Macs

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Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post

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