PRESIDENTIAL DATING TIPS

Donald Trump Revealed The Dating Advice He Gave Barron

Dash MacIntyre

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Official White House photo (cropped) by Shealah Craighead | via Flickr.com Public Domain CC 1.0)

Dear Barron,

You’re 18 now, or 13, or probably at least 16, so you’re becoming a man, and that means it’s time for your father, Donald J. Trump, to teach you about life, and about what it means to be a Trump, and how to carry after I am gone the family reputation I have erected for you.

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.