COMEDY

My Portfolio of Political Comedy

My portfolio of Dada journalism full of political humor, liberal graffiti news, and satire.

DADA JOURNALISM

Two Of Donald Trump's Chefs Tell All About His Disturbing Eating Habits

Donald Trump Is Desperately Searching For New Lawyers

An Average Day In The Life Of A Democrat

Josh Hawley's New Book Talks A LOT About Masturbation

Republicans Killed The "Puppy Mill Bill"

God Says Ted Cruz Is The Biggest Asshole In The Universe

Donald Trump Called Ivanka A “Hot Piece Of Meat” He’d “Love To Drizzle Ketchup On All Over”

Donald Trump Revealed The Dating Advice He Gave Barron

A New Howler Monkey Species That Pees On Each Other Was Named After Donald Trump

Republican House Majority BINGO

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Dating Profile!

Donald Trump Is Suing His Grandchildren For Breaching Their Non-Disclosure Agreements

A Newly Discovered STD Was Just Named After Donald Trump

When Trump Complained About “Harassment,” Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened

Fox News Hopes Its "War On Christmas" Content Will Distract From Trump Nominating Pedophiles

Donald Trump's Secret Questionnaire For All Staffers Just Leaked!

Melania Trump's New Book "Melania" Shares Gross Secrets About Her Husband

An Earthquake Just Wrecked Steve Bannon’s “White Sperm Doomsday Vault”

A List Of The Craziest Executive Orders Trump Tried To Sign

Remember That Donald Trump Was Born In A Time Of Widespread Lead-Based Paint Use

Mike Lindell Claims Democrats Are Colluding With "Mole People"

Trump’s Presidential Library Just Opened, And It’s… Odd

Both Parties In Congress Are Disappointed Ted Cruz Was Reelected

Donald Trump Is Now Teaching Bible Lessons At A Megachurch

Insane Texts Have Already Been Found On Alex Jones’s Phone

Trump’s Stupidest Excuses So Far For Stealing Nuclear Secrets

A Call Between Trump And The Saudis Leaked, In It He Begs Them To Buy His NFT Trading Cards

A Transcript Of One Of Trump's Phone Calls With Putin Was Leaked

A Russian Ex-Spy Says Trump’s Sex Tape Had No Women, Just Big Macs

Check out my Dada journalism book Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post…

Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post

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