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Dash MacIntyre’s Political Comedy

This is my portfolio of Dada journalism full of political humor, liberal graffiti news, and satire. — DADA JOURNALISM Trump’s Presidential Library Just Opened, And It’s… Odd The official President Donald Trump Library in Palm Beach, Florida, has finally opened its doors, though it’s quite…dashmacintyre.medium.com Melania Trump’s New Book “Becoming Melania” Kind Of Trashes Donald Melania Trump has a new book coming out titled Becoming Melania, which some commentators have suggested is unusually…dashmacintyre.medium.com

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Dash MacIntyre’s Political Comedy
Dash MacIntyre’s Political Comedy
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Dash MacIntyre’s Internet Humor

This is my portfolio of comedy published various places mixing existentialist irony, Dadaist absurdity, liberal graffiti news, and societal satire. — COMEDY ARTICLES The Aqueduct New Deal Will Destroy Rome My fellow Romans, I write to warn you of a grave threat to the Roman economy and way of life. The progressives are at…www.mcsweeneys.net Noah Says He's Sorry for Bringing Chlamydia on the Ark Noah from the Bible would like to apologize for bringing the following species on the Ark: Chlamydia: "I maybe should…www.pointsincase.com

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Dash MacIntyre’s Internet Humor
Dash MacIntyre’s Internet Humor
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10 hours ago

Several “Good Guys With Guns” Got Shot By Other “Good Guys With Guns”

During a crazy mixup in an Oklahoma City shopping mall today, an accidental gunshot from an otherwise law-abiding citizen set off a chain reaction of several other gun-related incidents. Four area men were involved, and three of them suffered non-life-threatening wounds after believing the mall was under attack from armed…

Guns

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Several “Good Guys With Guns” Got Shot By Other “Good Guys With Guns”
Several “Good Guys With Guns” Got Shot By Other “Good Guys With Guns”
Guns

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3 days ago

The Week Republicans Truly Lost Their Minds

This week’s Dada news updates! — Florida Republicans are proposing a bill that would mandate all tampons and other vaginal products come in packaging with cigarette-style warnings about the dangers of premarital sex. A federal judge overseeing one of Trump’s dozen criminal prosecutions says if he tweets one more time about “witch hunts” and “corrupt judges”…

Politics

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The Week Republicans Truly Lost Their Minds
The Week Republicans Truly Lost Their Minds
Politics

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Mar 20

Flashback To A 2016 GOP Debate: Oh, How Tranquil Were Our Politics Then!

I was going through older articles I’ve published, and found this lovely time capsule of a piece I wrote while watching one of the 2016 Republican presidential primary debates. It’s a play-by-play reaction of the Republican nonsense. It kind of makes me nostalgic for the time before Trump was elected…

Politics

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Flashback To A 2016 GOP Debate: Oh, How Tranquil Were Our Politics Then!
Flashback To A 2016 GOP Debate: Oh, How Tranquil Were Our Politics Then!
Politics

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Mar 19

Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded

And all the other top Dada news headlines from this week! — A “MAGA hospital” in Idaho is using leeches on people to “suck out the vaccine” for people who regret getting vaccinated against COVID. A Republican state senator from Florida claims “no one was ever trans or gay until Fauci came out with the COVID vaccines.” QAnon says Donald Trump’s “arrest”…

Humor

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Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded
Trump Is Threatening To Release “Interesting Videos” Of Kevin McCarthy Unless The DOJ Is Defunded
Humor

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·Mar 19

Young Lady

A poem by Dash MacIntyre — The old man’s face was leathery and creased with decades of living etched and time tagged and he gave credit to the carbon monoxide from the grill coating fossil fuel smoke on his gyro meat and the ouzo liver scars and lung smears tarred from his morning cigars and lunch cigars and dinner cigars and what are you gonna do about it? he asked himself smiling thinking of his wife who every night used a series of creams and never drank and never smoked and still got old alongside him but of course he never told her that and always called her young lady.

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Young Lady
Young Lady
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Mar 18

Joe Biden Won’t Get Credit For Stopping The SVB Meltdown

As usual, the media ignores when Democratic presidents prevent catastrophes. — As usual, a Democratic president is cleaning up a mess caused by his Republican predecessor. …

Politics

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Joe Biden Won’t Get Credit For Stopping The SVB Meltdown
Joe Biden Won’t Get Credit For Stopping The SVB Meltdown
Politics

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Mar 18

FDR’s 1930s Speeches Are Sadly Just As Relevant Today

And Republicans are just as opposed to a strong, capable, and popular government as they were then. — The following are quotes from Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s 1936 “Madison Square Garden Speech” he gave just a few days before his second election victory. Unfortunately, his words are pretty much a speech President Joe Biden could repeat verbatim with just as much relevance today: “In 1932 the issue was the…

Politics

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FDR’s 1930s Speeches Are Sadly Just As Relevant Today
FDR’s 1930s Speeches Are Sadly Just As Relevant Today
Politics

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Mar 17

Ron DeSantis’s Weirdest Food And Eating Habits

He eats pudding cups with three fingers. He eats spaghetti with just ketchup for the sauce, and also uses no utensils for this meal. He just grabs handfuls of noodles, and smashes it into his mouth flinging ketchup all over his clothes. He eats little cups of applesauce by taking…

Politics

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Ron DeSantis’s Weirdest Food And Eating Habits
Ron DeSantis’s Weirdest Food And Eating Habits
Politics

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Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre

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Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Follow THP at twitter.com/HalfwayPost to read my Dada news.

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