DUNNING-KRUGER BOY
Things Donald Trump Doesn’t Know, And At This Point Is Afraid To Ask
3 min readJul 16, 2023
- How the nuclear triad works.
- Whether we fought the Nazis or the British in the Civil War.
- Why America ever gave women the right to vote.
- If New Mexico is an American state or a Mexican state.
- What the problem with incest is anyway, and why it’s bad if both the father and the daughter are willing.
- Why everyone throws a fit if you try to blackmail a foreign country by withholding military aid until the country’s leader gives you manufactured dirt on your political opponent.
- Where in the Constitution it says the president doesn’t have the power to use the military to arrest his political opponents.
- The difference between Catholics and Protestants.
- Why Christians like Jesus if he died. [He once told Mike Pence, “I like messiahs who DON’T get crucified,” and Pence immediately went home to take a shower.]
- Why Christians think God is pro-life after God destroyed almost all of humanity with the Flood.
- Why people mocked him for looking into the solar eclipse without the dark, stupid glasses they gave him.
- Why Abraham Lincoln didn’t take the South’s slaves for himself, make himself dictator, and become the richest person in human history.
- Why George Washington would voluntarily give up power after only two terms, and not rip up the Constitution and make himself dictator.
- Why Harry Truman didn’t take the opportunity in the 4-year window while only he wielded nuclear launch codes to threaten every country, nuke a couple capital cities to show he’ll do it, and make himself dictator of the entire world.
- Why women fill out HR complaints against him when he’s just telling jokes.
- Why Mitch McConnell refused to allocate federal funds toward building a phallic Trump Monument bigger than the Washington Monument.
- Why no one believes him when he says he has shot 37 holes-in-one in his life.
- Who Bill is, the guy from the Bill of Rights.
- How people in previous centuries ever thought any of the First Ladies and First Daughters prior to the 1950s were good looking, because they look plain at best and hideous at worst in those dark contrast, black and white photos with their big, cumbersome dresses not showing any skin at all.
- Is there anything below Mexico? Like, South America is just Mexico, right? It’s South OF America? Or are there Mexicans in other countries even further South than Mexico?
- Why Stephen Miller has requested from him the privilege to do medical experiments on his body after he dies.
- If anyone knows or has seen which of his phone numbers are in Jeffrey Epstein’s black book so he knows which phones to bury.
- How he ever let himself ruin his awesome, simple, relaxing life of cheating on his wife and banging apathetic pornstars, and then shushing them with hundreds of thousands of dollars, and pretending to be a real billionaire on TV and forcing people to suck up to him and brown-nose him.
- Why both Israeli zionists and paramilitary, fascist neo-Nazis both really, really love him.
- Why people say it’s gaudy, faux-rich, and bad taste for him to spend so much money buying life-sized portraits of himself, mock up so many fake Time Magazine covers featuring himself as Person of the Year every year going back to 1975, and annually threaten the editors at Forbes unless they raise him up higher in the billionaire list without seeing any proof… it’s just business!
- Which one Abraham is, which one Noah is, and which of the two of them it was who thought up the wooden horse idea to conquer Troy, and which one banged Cleopatra.
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