The Most Self-Destructively Woke Classes Currently Taught In Colleges

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• Topics In Biology: Why Multicellular Organisms Are Problematic
• Psychology For Millennials: How To Self-Diagnose Your Way Out Of Any Social Commitment, Personal Responsibility, Or Societal Expectation
• Archaeology And Gender: How To Avoid Assumptions On The Gender Identity Of Various Million-Year-Old Hominid Fossils
• Redeeming The Past By Canceling Historical Figures Who Have Been Dead For Centuries
• The History Of Kimonos (Japanese Students Only To Avoid Appropriation)
• Topics In Sociology: How White Newborn Babies Contribute To Systemic Racism
• Ethics In Acting: You Are Not Allowed To Act As Anyone Other Than Yourself
• Gender Studies: The Systemic Sexism Behind Why Women Now Earn More College Degrees Than Men
• Seminar On The Israel-Palestine Crisis (has a “pass-or-bigot” grading scale, but no one passes)
• Special Topics In American History: Why Descendants Of Immigrants Who Arrived Between The Years 1880–1924 Are Still Personally To Blame For Slavery
• Special Topics In Dating: Why You Are A Power Balance Villain Unless You’re Having Sex With Someone Born On The Exact Same Day As you
• Transgenderism In Pornography (has a “pass-or-TERF” grading scale depending on the student’s level of arousal)
• Pansexuality: A “Hands-On” Practicum
• Topics In Literature: Burning 19th Century Novels For Not Having 21st Century Cultural Norms And Vernacular
• Who’s The Biggest Victim? An Anthropological Survey Of Which Minorities Deserve The Most Sympathy
• Speech & Debate: How To Blame Everything On Capitalism (Costs $1,000 Extra)

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