BREAKING NEWS!

Someone In The FBI Leaked What Was Found At Mar-A-Lago!

(Modified Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead listed as Public Domain CC 1.0)

An unprecedented government leak revealed some of the things found at Mar-a-Lago during the FBI’s search and seizure of evidence relating to the investigation into Trump’s mishandling of classified documents:

• Senator Lindsey Graham tied up and locked inside a dog kennel in the basement