The Worst Things Trump Has Made Kevin McCarthy Do
3 min readJul 24, 2022
Kevin McCarthy is so desperate to become Speaker of the House that he has put up with an endless array of insults and hazing from Donald Trump, who is reportedly disgusted by how much of a yes man McCarthy has become.
The following are the worst things Trump has made McCarthy do in order to continue having his support:
- Spend a weekend walking around Mar-a-Lago wearing nothing but a diaper, and not changing that diaper from Friday morning to Sunday evening
- Get a small tattoo of Trump’s face on his butt
- Contract pink eye after sleeping on a pillow that Trump, Lindsey Graham, and Jim Jordan all took turns farting on
- Co-sign on several bank loans Trump took out and didn’t pay a penny back on
- Go on an odyssey to Moscow and find a bottle of “golden shower” from Vladimir Putin himself, and bring it back
- Drink an old, expired bottle of Trump vodka until he threw up
- Let Eric and Don Jr. shoot him with a BB gun
- Let Trump hit him several times with a golf club
- Play two rounds of Russian roulette
- Give Trump a 10% “MAGA fee” of all campaign donations he gets for the rest of his political career
