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Sideboob
A poem by Dash MacIntyre about women looking good.
Looking through her Instagram photo batch memories
she thought she couldn’t blame the men who ogled her
since she chose such cute outfits always going out
and posted so many photos picking the ones
with ample views down her shirts
and angles of sideboob every chance she got
and bought several new bikini tops every vacation
with pictures of them all a new one each day
on her profile kept public with a dozen tags typed on each
to fully maximize the number of anonymous people
seeing her in their search bar selections
and okay it’s not fair to judge the wandering eyes
cause she looks good and knows it
and goes quite inconveniently out of her way to flaunt it.
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