LOOKING FOR MAGA LOVE!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Has A Tinder Profile

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Marge Green
— 49 years old
— Washington D.C.

You may know me from helping incite an insurrection at the Capitol, but on here I’m only trying to incite an erection into my capital, if you catch my drift…😉

REQUIREMENTS

• THE PERFECT LOVER FOR ME is a mix between Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Benito Mussolini, with a dash of Heinrich Himmler. MUST have strong authoritarian tendencies. I want a man who wants to be a dictator in the country AND in the bedroom, and nothing gets me hotter than a man willing to try a coup.
• UNVACCINATED ONLY. I won’t date any sheep who don’t do their own research, and just blindly trust medical professionals. I only get my medical advice from websites with the word “Freedom” in their URLs.
• MUST BE ACCEPTING OF AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP. I just got divorced, and I’m not ready to settle down anytime soon. Plus, I get invitations to the hottest coke orgies in the D.C. area, and they’re a blast. However, if you want to join, you must have a strong stomach and not be too squeamish because Chuck Grassley eats more ass than the rest of Congress combined.
• MUST KNOW WHAT “FJB” MEANS. You also must be cool with the…