Laws Women Would Write If They Were As Sexist As Men

Dash MacIntyre
3 min readSep 17, 2023
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  • The Bible is very clear that men must not be allowed to waste their seed, so therefore masturbation should be highly criminalized with a minimum punishments of ten years.
  • Men must start paying child support as soon as conception occurs, and the rate must be no less than 50% of their income in accordance with masculine responsibility as the head of the family, and in…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.