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I Found Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Online Dating Profile!
She’s on the Trump-loving dating site MAGA Cupid.
3 min readOct 1, 2022
I found MTG’s profile on the pro-Trump dating site MAGA Cupid:
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE
Hey, y’all! Ol’ Marge is back on the market!
Everyone knows I was DTF before the divorce, but now I’m down for anything! You may know me from helping incite an insurrection at the Capitol, but on here I’m only trying to incite an erection in my mandible, if you catch my drift…😉
REQUIREMENTS
- My ideal mate type is like a mix between Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Heinrich Himmler. MUST have strong authoritarian tendencies, DOESN’T read books, and ACCEPTING of an open relationship. I get invitations to some of the hottest coke orgies in the D.C. area, and you must have a strong stomach and not be too squeamish because Chuck Grassley is a depraved pervert who eats more ass than the rest of Congress combined.
- I’m a good Christian girl.
- NO libtards, Jews, Muslims, Asians, Blacks, or Hispanics. The only people getting in me are the people the Founding Fathers intended to get in America: agrarian Christian whites who didn’t graduate high school.
