Donald Trump Called Ivanka A “Hot Piece Of Meat” He’d “Love To Drizzle Ketchup On All Over”

Dash MacIntyre
7 min readSep 25, 2022
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President Donald Trump today complimented the physical appearance of his daughter Ivanka again in a post-presidency interview with Sean Hannity, and it got a little weird. The following is an excerpt of their conversation:

HANNITY: Let’s start off with your kids. You have a great family, and they’re following in your footsteps. Must make you proud. So how would you rate your kids’ work ethics in both your political career and within the Trump Organization?”

TRUMP: Oh, tremendous. Truly some of the best kids ever. Don Jr. is doing great work, and balancing the business with a lot of campaigning and television appearances defending me, and Eric is helping him. Since Eric’s children’s cancer charity got shut down by the State of New York so unfairly for just a little bit of alleged fraud, he’s been helping out more at Trump Tower. And Jared is great, too. Everyone is being so unfair to him by assigning corrupt motives to his $2 billion investment from the Saudis. Nothing suspicious about that at all, I guarantee it. If you knew how innocent it was, it would blow your mind. You wouldn’t believe how innocent it is. It had absolutely nothing to do with the inter-palace coup we helped Mohammed bin Salmon pull off, or our casual ignoring of the Khashoggi murder. No quid pro…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.