Fox News Has A Desperate Plan To Find New Advertisers

Dash MacIntyre
5 min readJul 17, 2022
Photo by Gage Skidmore

Fox News has suffered several costly boycotts of its advertising department in recent years, and is reportedly desperate for client leads to purchase commercial spots.

To try and reverse these negative trends, Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson have launched a live, weekly special event called The Sean & Tucker Show on Sunday nights aimed at generating called-in business referrals from faithful Fox viewers who might be interested in limited-time offers of discounted advertising.

The special television events are like public broadcasting fundraising telethons, and several Fox executives have admitted that Fox News is largely donor-funded at this point. They also admitted the irony of the financial situation given Fox’s rabidly capitalist ideology now juxtaposed with the fact that Fox is basically panhandling for handouts during its weekend programming.

Throughout the Fox telethons, Hannity and Carlson maintain a schtick that consists of Carlson mocking the brain size of female Democrats in Congress while Hannity explains what, if those female Democrats were members of al-Qaeda, their “Muslim names” would be.

The fundraiser lasts two hours, and the final segment ends with the airing of a message from Fox’s Vice President Sean Daviers:

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.