OPINION

Are MAGA Fans Too Different To Assimilate Into American Culture?

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readSep 1, 2024
Photo by Dalton Caraway on Unsplash

America, we cannot cannot deny it any longer: Donald Trump’s biggest MAGA fans just plain refuse to assimilate into America’s culture of tolerance and diversity.

Many Americans are talking about how the MAGA radicals do not love America, or our values. Instead, they keep blind faith in their extremist religion of ethno-nationalism, and their alleged messiah, Donald Trump.

Americans have had enough.

“I don’t want to say ‘these people,’ but I can’t help but notice that Trump supporters do not actually really like America at all,” explained Mark Trail, 49. “They’re increasingly yelling at minorities in grocery stores and on the street. Their number of hate crimes are on the rise. They’re stockpiling arms to prepare for another potential civil war, and they just plain don’t like the majority of the country that have voted for Democrats in the popular vote seven times in the last eight elections. These people just don’t want the same kinds of things that real Americans want. They want things like spying on women’s menstrual cycles, and deporting Muslims and Hispanic people, and Christian fundamentalism, and a totalitarian executive branch of the government unencumbered by checks or balances on presidential power. Maybe MAGA people are just unfamiliar…

--

--

Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.