TRUMP’S OFFER
Trump Says He’s Willing To Make A Deal To Not Be Indicted & Arrested
Donald Trump is apparently worried about the plethora of criminal investigations threatening to lock him up in prison for the rest of his life in punishment for crimes as varied as espionage, insurrection, election fraud, and obstruction of justice.
However, Trump is reportedly trying to get the message through to Attorney General Merrick Garland that he’s willing to make a deal.
Trump posted several “Truths” on his social media app Truth Social explaining that he’ll retire from politics and pursue other interests in his remaining years if it means he won’t be prosecuted:
“Hey, Merrick Garland, if you drop these investigations that are totally rigged and full of the FBI planting evidence against me even though I already declassified all the exact documents they decided to sneak into Mar-a-Lago, maybe I’ll retire and just focus on golf from now on.”
“Maybe it’ll be nice to have some free time if I LET Joe Biden be President, even though he TOTALLY cheated and had 50 million illegal immigrant votes in the most disgraceful and rigged election in US history! But only if the DOJ, FBI, and states of New York and Georgia all agree to never investigate me ever again!”
