TWITTER DOOFUS

The Craziest Unsent Tweet Drafts Donald Trump Wrote While President

It’s hard to believe the Trump tweets we saw were actually filtered.

Official photo by the Trump White House Archive.

Donald Trump’s Twitter account was infamous for its petty, childish and bitchy content, but a former communications staffer for the Trump Administration held on to many draft tweets that were not ultimately sent.

The following are tweets that Trump was talked out of publishing for obvious reasons, most of them falling far below the ethical and moral standards of the office of the Presidency:

• “Many people are talking about Hillary Clinton’s mustache!”
• “For the record, I’ve never officially claimed paternity of Donald Trump Jr. And I’ve never even unofficially claimed paternity for Eric.”
• “Since Mike Pence didn’t have the guts to be strong and decertify the election, I’m firing him and replacing him with Ivanka Trump effective immediately! She has more balls than anyone in my administration, and sex appeal! It’s about time America had a VPILF! Everyone knows I’d like to!”
• “Actually I’m not going to reveal my healthcare plan that covers more people than Obamacare and is cheaper because the Democrats will just steal it like they STOLE THE ELECTION! But just know it would have blown your mind…