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The Most Shameless GOP Responses To Herschel Walker’s Abortion
Republicans are showing off their pathetic ideological hypocrisy in their responses to the news that Herschel Walker paid for an abortion.
The following are the most craven examples:
Mitch McConnell: “If aborting every fetus in America would get me one inch closer to getting the Senate majority back, I’d do it in a fetal heartbeat.”
Donald Trump: “If I had a dollar for every abortion I paid for, I wouldn’t have to lie and beg Forbes to look at my fraudulent financial records so they’d put me on their list of billionaires.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “No one is talking about the fact that the Jews can do abortions from space with lasers from their satellites. The Jews can do all kinds of things from space. They made me cheat on my husband with gravity beams. One moment I was praying to Jesus, and thanking God for my pure and monogamous marriage to my ex-husband, and the next thing I knew the Jews were launching naked men at me from every direction. I tried fighting them off to stay faithful to my Christian values, but the Jews just flung too many penises at me!”
Alex Jones: “Folks, you know me, I’m no crackpot conspiracist. I tell only the truth, and the truth of the matter is that no one can verify Hillary Clinton’s whereabouts on the day…
