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LAUGH AT TRUMP
The Funniest Tweets About Donald Trump’s Descent Into Madness
He’s devolving mentally.
BREAKING: Donald Trump says that the FBI stole all of Melania’s belongings, abducted her, and even forged a virtually perfect fake letter from Melania to him in which she says she never loved him.
BREAKING: Eric Trump just showed up at the NY Attorney General’s office wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine t-shirt and a baseball cap backwards to tell Letitia James she can’t charge him with any crimes because he’s “just a kid.”
BREAKING: Donald Trump was reportedly just notified by his accountants that Melania has been removing him as an authorized user from all of her credit cards.
BREAKING: Eric Trump is reportedly worried because his dad made him sign an unusually large bunch of documents the night before the Letitia James press conference about their $250 million fine for fraud.
BREAKING: A spokesperson for the FBI says that if Trump keeps lying about their lawful search of Mar-a-Lago, they’ll release a photo they took of his closet full of adult diapers.
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s lawyers, with straight faces, just told a judge that, unless Trump flushed a document down the toilet, it was declassified.
