The Funniest Tweets About Donald Trump’s Descent Into Madness

Dash MacIntyre
5 min readSep 24, 2022


He’s devolving mentally.

(Official White House Photo by Tia Dufour | Public Domain CC 1.0)

BREAKING: Donald Trump says that the FBI stole all of Melania’s belongings, abducted her, and even forged a virtually perfect fake letter from Melania to him in which she says she never loved him.

BREAKING: Eric Trump just showed up at the NY Attorney General’s office wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine t-shirt and a baseball cap backwards to tell Letitia James she can’t charge him with any crimes because he’s “just a kid.”

BREAKING: Donald Trump was reportedly just notified by his accountants that Melania has been removing him as an authorized user from all of her credit cards.

BREAKING: Eric Trump is reportedly worried because his dad made him sign an unusually large bunch of documents the night before the Letitia James press conference about their $250 million fine for fraud.

BREAKING: A spokesperson for the FBI says that if Trump keeps lying about their lawful search of Mar-a-Lago, they’ll release a photo they took of his closet full of adult diapers.

BREAKING: Donald Trump’s lawyers, with straight faces, just told a judge that, unless Trump flushed a document down the toilet, it was declassified.

BREAKING: Barron Trump keeps pranking his dad by yelling out every couple hours, “Dad, the FBI is here again!”

BREAKING: Eric Trump introduced his step-mom Melania at a Mar-a-Lago gala tonight by calling her “Malaria” three times.

Because of Letitia James and New York’s $250 million fine, now Donald Trump’s lawyers are definitely never going to be paid.

BREAKING: Donald Trump says that if the DOJ indicts him, he better get on the cover of Time Magazine for having the biggest indictment in US history.

BREAKING: Donald Trump just interrupted a funeral ceremony at Mar-a-Lago to give a Christian sermon about the importance of buying $199 Trump Indulgences™ so everyone can get into Heaven “so fast and easy you won’t believe it!”

BREAKING: Donald Trump claims Democrats are somehow rigging his own Truth Social app against him because his “Truths” have lost engagement since the FBI…



Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Follow THP at to read my Dada news.