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Rudy Giuliani And Donald Trump… Who Will Rat Out the Other First?

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readAug 22, 2022
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With several criminal investigations closing in on Donald Trump, tensions are rising between him and his fellow co-conspirators.

Trump is reportedly exploring ways to throw his various staffers and associates under the bus to try and save himself from indictment, most noticeably Rudy Giuliani, who is being investigated for his own alleged crimes on top of his associations with Trump’s crimes that legal experts say provide ample leverage for investigators to convince him to flip against Trump.

Mr. Giuliani recently went on Fox News, and delivered the following, semi-drunken rant with several thinly veiled threats against Trump to a visibly stunned Sean Hannity after being asked what he thought about the FBI’s search and seizure operation at Mar-a-Lago:

“President Trump is 100% innocent, you hear me? He’s the cleanest president I’ve ever seen. And he’d never turn on me like some in the fake news are suggesting, I promise you that. Because I have so much dirt on him, and so many receipts that it would make his head spin. And not just McDonalds receipts, if you catch my drift! But, again, Trump is not guilty whatsoever, so nothing to worry about. He’ll never rat me out, and I’ll never rat him out. There will be no rats! We’re just two totally innocent, squeaky clean mice. Mice don’t…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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