Mike Lindell Claims Democrats Paid “Mole People” To Bury Trump Ballots

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MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is back in the news claiming election fraud in the 2020 election.

This time, Lindell is accusing Democrats of making an alliance with an underground race of Mole People, and paying them to steal Trump ballots and hide them underground.

The following are various quotes Lindell made during an unhinged interview he did with the conservative news outlet The Armed Freedom Eagle News Network:

• “The Democrats stole this election from Donald Trump, and I’m going to prove it. I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of my pillow profits to travel to Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, and Pennsylvania to set all kinds of elaborately designed traps and nets to catch a Mole Person so I can get a confession out of him. I haven’t caught a Mole Man yet, but, as soon as I do, Sean Hannity told me I can bring the Mole Man onto his show for a live, public interrogation!”
• “I have it on good authority that the Mole People have dug several holes through the center of the earth that connect America to China on the other side of the globe. So that’s why the Democrats thought it would be a perfect crime to steal bags of Trump ballots and toss them into the holes so some Chinese people could catch it on the other side and dispose of them. But Democrats left clues, and that’s why we’ve found very tiny bamboo fibers on some of the Biden ballots in the swing states. It appears that the bamboo fibers fell off the clothes of some of the Mole People going back and forth between China and the US to facilitate the theft!”
• “Folks, it’s just how gravity works. You throw a burlap sack of Trump ballots into the big hole, and it picks up velocity as it descends through the mantle, outer core, and inner core of the Earth, and it gets going so fast that it slingshots through to the other side all the way to Xi Jinping!”
• “If the core of the Earth is filled with hot, liquid magma, how do the Mole People go back and forth between America and China? The Marxist leftists have no explanation for that!”
• “I myself have seen some grainy photos of Mole People that coal miners have taken. The Mole People 100% exist, and they helped perpetrate the greatest election fraud in history!”
• “We don’t know for sure the inner core of the Earth is over 9,000 degrees, so, if I were you, I wouldn’t be so sure that the burlap sacks full of Trump votes would melt or catch fire on their way to China. That’s what the brainwashed, socialist scientists want you to think. They’re also colluding with the Mole People. Ask yourself, who is going to profit the most if everyone freaks out about the climate change hoax, and moves underground? The Mole People are building thousands of hotels and condominiums underground right now so they can profit when the scientists and Democrats convince us that we all need to live underground to avoid global warming, and fires, and hurricanes, and tornadoes, and floods! That’s the big payoff that these lying scientists have been waiting for all these years with their fake news climate science. Your ‘gotcha questions’ can’t trick me! The Democrats and the Mole People have it all figured out, and they’re working together to stop Donald Trump from keeping America above ground!”
• “All I’m saying is we shouldn’t believe the scientists and all their peer-reviewed evidence based on studies of seismic waves and the planet’s magnetic fields until we catch one of those Mole People in my nets so we can ask them how they dug to China! For all we know, the Earth’s core is entirely hollow. Have you ever been there? Have you? That’s what I thought. Of course you haven’t. And until one of my traps catches a Mole Person in Wisconsin, or Michigan, or Pennsylvania, we won’t know how the Mole People got all those ballots to China!”
• “Actually, I think President Obama may have been personally involved in the crime. In fact, I don’t think he was really a Black person. I think his skin was just dirty from crawling through all the holes to China!”
• “And, in case anyone is wondering, if the Mole People are found to have a hereditary monarchy type of government, I’ve already called dibs on marrying the Mole King’s hottest daughter!”

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