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How Does The GOP Pay No Political Price For Deplorable Conduct?

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readOct 4, 2022

Herschel Walker will still likely get 49% of the vote after promising he’s pro-life, and getting caught paying for an abortion.

The following are all wild things Republicans have done that GOP voters don’t mind because of the absurd, traitorous partisanship evident in their cultural ethos of “I’d rather be a Russian than a Democrat,” and the “We are all domestic terrorists” sign featured at CPAC:

  • Herschel Walker claiming strict pro-life bona fides but paying for at least one abortion.
  • Dr. Oz helping kill 300 puppies and throwing their lifeless (but still adorable and precious) bodies into garbage bags.
  • Donald Trump inciting a coup that ransacked Congress and attempted to hang the vice president on live, national television.
  • Republicans refusing to even hear witnesses or consider the evidence in Trump’s two impeachment trials.
  • Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner getting $2 BILLION from Saudi Arabia for some inexplicable deal that gives absolutely no benefit to America or our national security and should be investigated by the FBI immediately.
  • Republicans banning abortion with no knowledge of female anatomy or medical healthcare, and no respect for women’s

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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