Dr. Oz’s Top Excuses For Why He’s Never In Pennsylvania
3 min readJul 30, 2022
- “Where in the rule book does it say I HAVE to live in Pennsylvania while I’m campaigning to be Pennsylvanians’ senator? Besides, if I become a senator, I’m just going to buy a mansion in D.C. and live there. Whether I win or lose, I’m never going to live in Pennsylvania!”
- “Pennsylvania just has this really odd smell.”
- “I’m kind of freaked out…
