Awful Things Trump Has Said About Our Other Presidents
Barack Obama: “President Obama lied about his weight on his presidential physicals! He weighed way more than the low numbers he forced the doctors to write down! I bet that fatty also lied about his height to make his body mass index number lower! Unlike me, who is 100% transparent and honest with ALL of MY medical records!”
Jimmy Carter: “Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer? How did a marble-mouthed Southern hillbilly like that ever get elected president? He reminds me of Jeff Sessions, who I wake up every morning wanting to strangle for following the law and recusing himself from the Russia investigation!”
Franklin Roosevelt: “A lot of people don’t know this, but FDR was in a wheelchair. So how did he win so many elections? If I were running against him, I would have offered to roll him around for an hour, and then rolled him off a cliff or into a busy street when a bus was coming!”
Former presidents’ daughters: “No President has ever had a daughter as hot as Ivanka! Have you seen portraits of the daughters of all the presidents before 1920? Talk about fugly! None of them are hotter than 6’s, I wouldn’t date any of them! Maybe that’s why all the early presidents had such serious faces all the time. Their daughters were hideous. If you ask me, they were so ugly they didn’t deserve the right to vote…
