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Will Trump Fire Pete Hegseth For The Sleepy, Low Energy Parade?
And this week’s other graffiti news headlines!
3 min readJun 16, 2025
- Pete Hegseth is reportedly worried Trump will fire him today or tomorrow because of the sleepy, low energy military parade.
- MAGA fans are getting suspicious why Trump, who sues nearly everyone, hasn’t sued Elon Musk yet for claiming he’s in the Epstein files.
- Local MAGA fans in Missouri are reportedly beginning to notice that Trump always seems to distract from his clusterfucks with more clusterfucks.
- Trump was reportedly demanding his lawyers sue Elon Musk for calling him a pedophile until his lawyers pointed out that it would require a jury seeing the unredacted Epstein files.
- China, Iran, and North Korea reportedly all lifted their bans on US social media companies today so their citizens could see how unattended Trump’s military parade was.
- Trump’s rapidly sinking poll numbers, low energy birthday parade, and massive protests are reportedly making dozens of Congressional Republicans worry he’ll cause a wipeout level midterm loss for the GOP.
- White House staffers reportedly printed out pictures of Obama speech crowds to cheer Trump up about his birthday…
