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Why Donald Trump Hates Paul McCartney So Much
Donald Trump has been feuding with former Beatle Paul McCartney for years because of McCartney’s former criticism of Trump governing like a “mad captain.”
Trump, who never lets anything go, still periodically insults McCartney, and regularly implies McCartney’s success as a singer-songwriter was overrated.
The following are Trump’s top insults for McCartney:
“The Beatles are the most undeservedly famous band in history! Their music isn’t catchy at all! Their songs are all trash except the one that goes ‘She was just 17, you know what I mean?’ I totally know what they meant on that one!”
‘‘Hey Jude,’ ‘Get Back,’ and ‘Let It Be’ are all tied for the worst songs ever written! How do people call these songs masterpieces? More like mastercraps!”
“‘Eleanor Rigby’… more like ‘Eleanor KILL ME!’”
“I always thought Ringo was the best songwriter and singer in the group.”
“‘Can’t Buy Me Love?’ Are you kidding me? I buy love all the time! And then I pay extra to keep the girls quiet! I thought Paul McCartney was rich… I guess not! Maybe that’s why he wrote the song ‘Penny Lane!’ If I had written it, I’d have called it ‘Hundred Dollar Lane!’”
“‘Taxman?’ Paul McCartney pays taxes? What an idiot! He’s even dumber than I thought!”
“‘Fixing A Hole?’ I hope Paul didn’t pay that contractor after fixing his hole! Paul will never get rich like me paying all his taxes and all his contractors!”
“People tell me all the time that The Art of the Deal audiotape was way better than anything The Beatles ever recorded! Way catchier too! The Queen of England actually told me that she only knighted Paul McCartney because I was unavailable at the time! Everyone was talking about it when I was in London!”
“‘Paperback Writer?’ Not me! The Art of the Deal is a hardcover masterpiece! You make more money with hardcovers, everyone knows that! Except Paul McFartney I guess!”
“‘I Wanna Hold Your Hand?’ Talk about a real beta move! Not like me, who is a total alpha! I grab women full on by the pussy! And I don’t announce it ahead of time! They swat your hand away if you do that! And besides, I don’t even like…
