MOLES AND RATS

Who Is Trump’s Mole? Here Are The Top Suspects

Dash MacIntyre
4 min readAug 14, 2022
(Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead listed as Public Domain CC 1.0)

The specific knowledge the FBI seemed to possess about the top secret documents Donald Trump was hiding at Mar-a-Lago suggests someone close to him flipped and became a mole for federal investigators.

Who was the mole? These are the most likely suspects!

Jared Kushner: Jared is perhaps the funniest potential mole. It’s quite suspicious that he was given $2 billion to invest from Mohammed bin Salman against the recommendations of advisers for the Saudi Arabian foreign wealth fund. Donald Trump usually gets very upset when he feels that people are profiting off of him and not giving him a cut, so it begs the question of whether or not some of Jared’s $2 billion was meant for Donald. Maybe Jared is betraying his father-in-law to keep that money all for himself?

There’s also the matter of Trump’s unusual publicly admitted sexual interest in his daughter, so perhaps Jared is also sidelining his biggest romantic rival.

Mark Meadows: Meadows is a weak, little man, and likely has drastically more obvious criminal exposure to many of Trump’s alleged crimes because he was the chief-of-staff through who most political communications traveled on their way to Trump. Whereas Trump has a mob boss instinct to not keep a paper trail, Meadows turned over…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.