White Supremacists Have Collected 3,000 Jars Of “Backup Genetically White Semen”

Dash MacIntyre
5 min readApr 17, 2024
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White supremacist and anti-Semite Ron Gordonnal, the man behind the nonprofit organization “White Semen Doomsday,” has reportedly reached a milestone in collecting the group’s 3,000th mason jar of backup semen intended to be stockpiled in a snowy Alaskan vault built underground and preserved in case white people ever become, in the words of Gordonal, “an endangered race.”

“We have to keep pure, white breeds pure and white,” Gordonnal said on his YouTube streaming show. “If America ever starts getting a little too brown, we can transfer deposits from my collection to get a little more pure white distilling in the gene pool. And in case whites ever become enslaved by minority sub-races, we can take refuge in Alaska, and, like the Jedi in a number of Star Wars films, secretly nurse our people back to racial and political dominance against the dark-skinned!”

Gordonnal says the milestone is his life’s top accomplishment.

“It’s amazing how far we have come since it all began. The White Semen Doomsday project has truly changed my life. It started in my basement, and in the beginning was just me and a couple white supremacist friends jerking off into a jar together for the good of white humanity’s future. We started out meeting once a week, but we just had so much…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.