White Supremacists Have Collected 3,000 Jars Of “Backup Genetically White Semen”

Dash MacIntyre
5 min readApr 17, 2024
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White supremacist and anti-Semite Ron Gordonnal, the man behind the nonprofit organization “White Semen Doomsday,” has reportedly reached a milestone in collecting the group’s 3,000th mason jar of backup semen intended to be stockpiled in a snowy Alaskan vault built underground and preserved in case white people ever become, in the words of Gordonal…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.