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When Trump Complained About “Harassment,” Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readSep 18, 2023
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The following is a recently leaked transcript of Nancy Pelosi’s end of the phone call Donald Trump made to her complaining about “presidential harassment” after the House voted to impeach him the first time over his blackmail of Ukraine to find dirt on Joe Biden:

“Mr. President, I’m very sorry to hear you’ve been harassed. … Well what were you wearing when it happened? … Maybe you should have covered up more. … I’m not happy that members of Congress treat presidents the way they do, but unfortunately that’s the world we live in… You have to be smart about when and where you solicit campaign assistance, and how you present yourself. Some Congressional members can’t control themselves when they see a vulnerable president to prey on, and it’s up to you to not put yourself in situations where you can be impeached. … If you don’t like being harassed, maybe don’t wear so much makeup. You know what impression you make on some aggressive senators when you wear so much orange makeup. If you doll yourself up like that every day, people are going to think you’re asking for it. They might misinterpret your intentions based on what you’re showing off. … Were you snorting Adderall? If you did anything to impair your judgment, you have only yourself to blame for…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.