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When Death Comes For Us

Five poems about staying alive or not.

Dash MacIntyre
2 min readAug 8, 2023
Photo by Daniel Jensen on Unsplash

Counter-Espionage

when I get a cold I don’t rest

or sleep it off or stay in at night

I stalk it with whiskey and red wine and tank tops

and harass it with weight lifting in my living room

and a jogging architectural tour on swift feet outside

to not just break the siege of antagonistic bacteria

but spear their nuclei on stakes

as a reminder of what happens

when espionage is committed against my iron bloodstream.

Bloodbath

elizabeth báthory soaking in a bloodbath takes sips

of her epileptic tonic cure but tomorrow she’ll still have seizures

and will need a few more maidens from the countryside.

DyNasty

the royal heredity was a web of sexual politics

enticing incest with familial intrigue

and the sisters-in-law tempted all the husbands

and everyone eyed their cousins for broom closet gasps

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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