What To Expect From Donald Trump’s Upcoming Trials

A handy guide for people who aren’t as familiar with Donald Trump as me.

Dash MacIntyre

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  1. Donald Trump will be held in contempt of court for shouting out derogatory nicknames at the witnesses who accuse Trump of attempting to intimidate in between court appearances. He’ll pretend to cough while shouting “fake news,” and throughout the trial keep a…

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Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.