SCHADENFREUDE FROM OUR POLITICAL VILLAINS

Headlines about Trump and Musk I can’t prove, but we just know they’re true.

Dash MacIntyre

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Dec 19, 2022

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• Donald Trump is threatening the DOJ that if they indict him, he’s going to make millions of his followers commit suicide with him.
• The Proud Boys are all getting matching tattoos of swastikas on their taints for some reason.
• A new poll found that nearly 8% of white Evangelicals stopped believing in God after Donald Trump lost the 2020 election.
• If Elon Musk wants to save money on Twitter, why doesn’t he cut out his morning coffees? Or unsubscribe from Netflix? Or make peanut butter sandwiches at home for lunch? Or go generic with his medicines?
• Barron Trump keeps pranking his dad by waking him up every morning at 6am shouting, “Dad, the FBI is here again!”
• Fox News claims Antifa is now teaming up with the Gay Agenda in a supergroup called “Gaytifa.”
• QAnon just turned against Donald Trump, and Q now claims JFK Jr. will be vice president for Ron DeSantis.
• The Secret Service agent who Donald Trump tried to choke out on January 6th for not driving him to…