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Tucker, Elon, And Donald All Had A Very Karmic Week
Getting what you deserve is the moral of this week’s Dada news headlines!
4 min readApr 29, 2023
- Mike Pence says Donald Trump has been mailing him crucifix statues of Jesus with his head cut off every day since he testified for the DOJ about Trump’s election fraud.
- Donald Trump has reportedly been depressed and mopey around Mar-a-Lago, and has told friends and advisers that his daughter Ivanka flipped on him for immunity.
- Texas Governor Greg Abbott just accidentally admitted on a hot mic that the state’s loose gun laws are designed to get enough Texans killed for the energy grid to stop collapsing in winter.
- Fox News is now airing PSA’s for its viewers asking them not to grab their gun every time the doorbell rings or a car pulls briefly into their driveway.
- Josh Hawley claims in his new book “Manhood” that thousands of men are “overdosing on masturbation” every year.
- Donald Trump accidentally flew to NYC and walked into the Manhattan DA’s office this morning when his criminal investigation proceedings were supposed to be with the Fulton County DA in Georgia. Trump said he had too many criminal investigations to keep track of.
