Tucker Carlson Unveiled His 2nd Generation “Tucker’s Testes” Testicle-Tanning Machine

And other Dada news headlines from this month!

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• Tucker Carlson claimed on his podcast that Joe Biden and Barack Obama were lovers, and then cut to a commercial break that advertised the second generation of his trademarked “Tucker’s Testes” testicle-tanning machines.
• Lauren Boebert says her…