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Tuba Players Outside Trump Tower Are Playing When Trump Walks In And Out
And the end of April’s other Dada News headlines!
4 min readApr 29, 2024
- Musicians from the New York Association of Tuba Players have been taking turns standing in front of Trump Tower every morning and evening so they can play tuba music when Trump walks in and out of the building.
- Trump is demanding the tuba players who wait outside Trump Tower each morning and evening to play tuba sounds as he walks in and out of the building stop immediately or he’ll sue them for “presidential harassment.”
- Several NYC dancers costumed as mushrooms wearing prison clothes have joined the tuba players who wait outside Trump Tower every morning and evening to troll Trump when he walks in and out.
- Joe Biden, holding a shotgun, says he looks forward to the Supreme Court’s conservative judges determining that presidents have immunity to kill.
- Donald Trump claimed Israel never would have attacked Iran tonight if he was still president before remembering he supports that attack.
- Trump reportedly told staffers at Mar-a-Lago that he’s afraid his next vice president will try to kill him to take power, “because that’s what I’d do.”
- Fox News reportedly…
