Trump’s Stupidest Excuses So Far For Stealing Nuclear Secrets

These are the greatest hits so far of Donald Trump’s excuses for allegedly getting busted mishandling top secret nuclear documents and being investigated for espionage:

  • “I checked out all those nuclear secrets from Obama’s presidential library in Chicago! He’s the one mishandling top secret nuclear secrets, not me!”

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Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post, and is publishing comedy lots of places. Follow THP on Twitter to read my Dada journalism.