Trump’s Next Batch Of Trading Card NFTs Go On Sale Tomorrow
Here’s a sneak peak of what they look like.
3 min readJun 2
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Donald Trump’s money laundering scheme — I mean once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity — of NFT trading cards made him so much money, he’s bringing them back for a second batch!
This batch continues the first batch’s comic book hero themes, but it adds his fellow Republican presidential primary opponents as his enemies in a manner criticized as stupid, somewhat bigoted, and certainly childish.
The following are all descriptions of some of Trump’s NFTs about to be unveiled tomorrow:
- Nikki Haley wearing a sari and being strangled by a snake Trump is controlling with a flute
- Trump as a ghost scaring Tim Scott into a heart attack
- Trump choking Vivek Ramaswamy with a computer cord in the Metaverse
- Trump riding in a hot air balloon made out of Chris Christie
- Trump cheering on a crowd hanging Mike Pence in front of Congress
- Trump shoving Election 2020’s electoral votes down Pence’s throat
- Trump laughing with God as Pence is denied entry into Heaven
- Trump laughing as Jesus lowers a guillotine blade decapitating Pence
- Trump taking Pence’s daughters out furniture shopping
- Trump flying into space, grabbing the moon, and smashing it down on Ron DeSantis
- Trump watching as a Mickey Mouse stand-in character sexually assaults DeSantis
- Trump in a bed with Ron’s wife Casey while Ron is in the corner of the room handcuffed to a chair
- Trump making out with Ron’s wife Casey on Ron’s grave
- Trump at a courthouse adopting Ron’s children
- Ron’s wife Casey giving birth to a blonde baby girl named “Ivanka 2”
- Casey being buried at Trump’s Bedminster golf course next to Ivana
- Trump finding the Fountain of Youth in a shit-hole country
- A newspaper headline that says “Trump elected as America’s Dictator-for-Life with 98% of the vote!”
