Trump’s Next Batch Of Trading Card NFTs Go On Sale Tomorrow

Here’s a sneak peak of what they look like.

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Donald Trump’s money laundering scheme — I mean once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity — of NFT trading cards made him so much money, he’s bringing them back for a second batch!

This batch continues the first batch’s comic book hero themes, but it adds his fellow Republican presidential primary opponents as his enemies in a manner criticized as stupid, somewhat bigoted, and certainly childish.

The following are all descriptions of some of Trump’s NFTs about to be unveiled tomorrow:

• Nikki Haley wearing a sari and being strangled by a snake Trump is controlling with a flute
• Trump as a ghost scaring Tim Scott into a heart attack
• Trump choking Vivek Ramaswamy with a computer cord in the Metaverse
• Trump riding in a hot air balloon made out of Chris Christie
• Trump cheering on a crowd hanging Mike Pence in front of Congress
• Trump shoving Election 2020’s electoral votes down Pence’s throat
• Trump laughing with God as Pence is denied entry into Heaven
• Trump laughing as Jesus lowers a guillotine blade decapitating Pence