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Trump’s Iran Catch-22: Israel Says He’s Chicken, MAGA Fans Say War Betrays “America First”

And this week’s other graffiti news headlines!

3 min readJun 21, 2025

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Bomber photo by Steve Harvey, Chicken by JOHN TOWNER on Unsplash
  • Trump is reportedly pissed he has gotten himself into a catch-22 where if he doesn’t bomb Iran he’s a “TACO” chicken again, and if he does bomb Iran his base will abandon him for involving the US in another Middle Eastern war after campaigning as the “peace candidate.”
  • A growing group of tow truck drivers in LA are reportedly stalking ICE convoys so they can tow away all the unmarked ICE vans and SUVs that get parked incorrectly the moment the agents get out to start looking for people to abduct and deport.
  • A new poll found that even 86% of Republican voters want to slow down ICE’s public abductions, find out why so many agents aren’t uniformed or driving in marked vehicles, and make personality tests mandatory for hiring to keep out psychos.
  • The group of MAGA fans in Georgia who started a hunger strike last month they vowed would last until the Epstein files were released so Trump could finally be proven innocent do not appear to have lost any weight.
  • The AI that D.O.G.E. uses to make the government more efficient just committed suicide by surging electricity to…

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Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

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