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Trump’s Doctors Say More Record-Breaking Protests Could Lead To A Stroke
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4 min readJun 19, 2025
- Trump’s doctors are begging Americans to stop protesting Trump because his heart is “on the precipice,” and a few more record-breaking protests could raise his blood pressure so high he has a stroke and is forced to resign.
- Trump reportedly committed to leaving the G7 summit early when he heard that the other leaders intended to walk a half-mile uphill to take photos in front of the Canadian Rocky Mountains, and there weren’t any golf carts available.
- The Nobel Committee says if Trump’s infamous stench is so bad during the negotiations between Israel and Iran that they agree to a long term peace deal just to get out of the room and breathe in some fresh air, the Committee will give his body odor a Peace Prize.
- Iran is reportedly warning that their hackers “may have found some interesting photos of Trump hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein,” and, if Israel keeps bombing Tehran, “our fingers might slip, and we might accidentally publish them online.”
- In the Situation Room meeting about the Israel-Iran bombings this morning, a musical chairs style scuffle reportedly broke out between JD…
