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Trump’s Deranged, Stupid, And Grifting MAGA Sociopaths
This week’s Dada news headlines that suggest the MAGA movement is a wild carnival of delusional idiocy.
5 min readJul 12, 2023
- Donald Trump was asked which of God’s 10 Commandments was his favorite, and he answered, “The one that allows me to not have to testify against myself!”
- Donald Trump is reportedly convinced his son Eric is the weak link who will crack under DOJ pressure and rat out the rest of the family.
- Mike Lindell claims he is in communication with a secret whistleblower who says White House staffers have rigged Joe Biden’s rotting corpse onto a system of ropes and pulleys, and fly it around in circles around the Oval Office to pretend he is alive.
- Ted Cruz says that if the GOP primary splits between Trump and DeSantis, he’ll “likely” be nominated as the obvious, universally popular compromise candidate.
- Donald Trump claims aliens are real, and they asked him for advice on how to make their planet great again.
- An accidental misfiling from the testimony of a Secret Service agent in Jack Smith’s investigation revealed that Donald Trump tried to choke out 11 different agents on January 6th.
- Hunter Biden says he…
