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Trump’s Call With The Saudis Begging Them To Buy His NFTs Just Leaked
Apparently Trump’s NFT trading cards needed some foreign cash.
A source at Mar-a-Lago just leaked a recording he or she secretly made of Donald Trump calling an unknown government official named Abdullah in the Saudi Arabian government the day before his NFT trading cards went on sale.
Trump made the phone call in the middle of the buffet restaurant at Mar-a-Lago during repeat trips to load up his plate with fried chicken, which made secretly recording the conversation very easy.
The following is Trump’s side of the call:
“Hi, Abdullah. Donald Trump here. Just calling to let you know the NFT deal we discussed is all ready to go, and we’ll reveal all the NFTs tomorrow. I think you, and Muhammed bin Salman, and everyone else are all going to be very impressed by these NFTs. Everyone around the world is going to be talking about them. This is the deal of the century. You’re not going to believe how great my NFTs are… No, the depictions of me as Jesus lying on big piles of cash and jewels were an earlier idea we had, but we went with the superhero idea instead… Yeah, a lot of people don’t know this, but apparently Jesus was like homeless or something, and he didn’t like…
